Thus follows the ramblings of a gore hound who has seen the Evil Dead remake, written and directed by Fede Alvarez, twice. Said gore hound (i.e. me) was disappointed to hear, perhaps a couple years ago, that plans were underway to remake one of his favorite horror films of all time; not Army of Darkness, but the original Evil Dead. But of course, once he saw the Red Band trailer, he was quite pleased and expected to be thrilled and entertained by buckets of blood and gore.
And boy did he get it. ^_^
Our story starts typically enough, with a group of younger people, friends, all meeting up at a cabin in the woods.
So far so good. Bwa-ha-ha-haaaa…
These friends are here to help Mia (Jane Levy) quit drugs. So she flushes them down the well and all should be right with the world. But then Mia is freaking out about a terrible smell and they discover the cellar and there’s all sorts of gross things down there like dead animals and stuff.
Anyway, there’s also a book. And one of the friends is a
nerd science teacher and opens the book and reads from it because he’s a dumbass science teacher and opens the gates of hell (not literally) and then Mia is possessed and starts doing bad things to herself and her friends and then it rains blood (literally) and more cool stuff happens and then it’s over.
So awesome! ^_^
Hard to explain how awesome this movie is without spoiling the whole thing, but trust me, it is awesome. There is a ton of blood and gore. I personally didn’t think it was scary, but others may disagree. There’s definitely some parts that will make you jump out of your seat, those types of things. But as far as real scares go, I really don’t think it’s that scary. *shrug*
Now, that being said, I fully expect to like the director’s cut more. After all, their initial submission to the MPAA landed them an NC-17 rating, so they clearly had to cut something somewhere. I have no idea where considering how bloody and gory this film is. But I’m definitely looking forward to seeing what it is.
One slight issue I had with the film is how funny it is at times. This is supposed to be a remake of the original Evil Dead, which was not funny. In fact, it originally received an X rating, which they then released Unrated. There were no characters who spoke sarcastically or sardonically. So, perhaps they were trying to put a bit of Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn into it for comic relief because the filmmaker (or the studio) thought it was just too violent and scary. Perhaps they chose wisely because both audiences I saw the film with (one of which was predominantly college students) really ate it up. And, frankly, I’m embarrassed to say, so did I.
I am hearing some complaints from other movie reviews that a lot of the film is cliché and the typical “cabin in the woods” type of things happen in it. Well, yeah, where do you think a lot of those clichés started? They started with the original Evil Dead, of which this film is a remake. So of course there will be things you have seen before. But this is definitely a different take on the original source material and definitely a film well worth watching in a theater with friends. So go see it now. You will thank me later.